News & Opinion Roundup (31 July 2008)
Forget Al-Qaeda; Apparently It’s the Aliens We Need to Worry About
Stern on XM/Sirius Merger: 'I Will Never Vote For a Democrat Again'
Kenric Ward: More voters declare their independence. Florida News...
Barack and Michelle Obama’s Dishonest Fundraising Solicitations
McCain’s POW Cellmate Speaks Out On McCain’s HeroismIIs it Okay to Vote Against a Candidate Because of His Race?
A Baby Daddy For Both Americas. Ann Coulter ask why the MSM ran like a scalded dog from the John Edwards fiasco.
Ed's jokes:
Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age.
After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax.
So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner said, 'And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel.
What is Barack Obama Scared Of Sean Hannity For?
Barack Obama’s Law Student Tells Wonkette All About Professor Obama. A Penthouse Forum letter
Congress to jet without fuel price fix
Rally this Saturday: Stop the crescent mosque!
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