News & Opinion Roundup (31 July 2008)

Forget Al-Qaeda; Apparently It’s the Aliens We Need to Worry About

Stern on XM/Sirius Merger: 'I Will Never Vote For a Democrat Again'

Kenric Ward: More voters declare their independence.  Florida News...

Barack and Michelle Obama’s Dishonest Fundraising Solicitations

McCain’s POW Cellmate Speaks Out On McCain’s Heroism

IIs it Okay to Vote Against a Candidate Because of His Race?

A Baby Daddy For Both Americas.  Ann Coulter ask why the MSM ran like a scalded dog from the John Edwards fiasco.

Ed's jokes:

Last May, Boudreaux married an  attractive woman, Lola, half his age.

After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see  the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part.  The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a  big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So, the Vet told them  to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were  having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then  climax.

So the couple hired a strong  young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.  After many efforts, Lola still  had not climaxed!  They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change  partners and let the young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the  big towel.

They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner  said, 'And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel.

Obama's Iraq Fumble

What is Barack Obama Scared Of Sean Hannity For?

Barack Obama’s Law Student Tells Wonkette All About Professor Obama.  A Penthouse Forum letter

Congress to jet without fuel price fix

Rally this Saturday: Stop the crescent mosque!

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News & Opinion Roundup (30 July 2008)

Another reminder of Obama's Global Tax Scheme.

Cuil. Could this be a real alternative to Google?  Great stuff JS and FHK crew!

Home schooled in California?  Don't plan on attending a federally funded university then.

For parents of public schooled children, like me.  READ THIS about the insidious Teachers Unions plans for your child.

News & Opinion Roundup (28 July 2008)

Are you paying a monthly fee for a credit monitoring service?  Maybe a Credit Freeze would be more effective and cheaper.

News & Opinion Roundup (28 July 2008)

A side of Cindy McCain you may not have heard of.  What has Michelle Obama done with her life beside write racially charged senior thesis' and campaign for her husband's Marxist ideals?

And if the presidency were decided on the looks of the candidates wife, is there any doubt who would win?  There, I said it.  Cindy=Attractive - Michelle=Horse Face

News & Opinion Roundup (27 July 2008) Sunday Buffoonery

I don't know how I missed this one.  Ted Nugent on America's energy quagmire.  Ted for Prez!

Ted spends time with the troops...

News & Opinion Roundup (26 July 2008) Quick Read Edition

Fidel Castro Praises Brother for Silence on Russian Bombers

News & Opinion Roundup (25 July 2008) CAIR Is Gay Edition

Moral Relativism Is Killing Our Country

News & Opinion Roundup (24 July 2008)

And you think we need MORE government?  Liberalism at work folks...

News & Opinion Roundup (23 July 2008) Ich Bein Berliner & My Wife's a Bitter Beeatch Edition

Obama mania has me pretty sick of looking at the nut.  It just keeps getting better, if by better you mean more pathetic.  Then his wife opens her pie hole and completes the picture of a Marxist, racist family.

News & Opinion Roundup (22 July 2008)

Obama: Healthcare for Illegals

N & O Roundup (21 July 2008) Post Right Online Conference Edition

Sounds like the Right Online conference went well in Texas this past weekend, wish I could have been there but I'm sure someone will bring me up to speed.

Mugabe threatens to seize foreign firms over sanctions.  This guy makes Scarface look like a Sunday school teacher.

N & O Roundup (17 July 2008) The Samir Kantar No Regrets Edition

An animal has been released from its cage.  "I haven't for even one day regretted what I did" - "On the contrary I remain committed to my political convictions."  Which means he's free to kill again.  Good job Ehud Barak.

NEW OBAMA T-SHIRT! "IN YOUR GUT'S - YOU KNOW HE'S NUTS!"

There's a few other new one's at the D=S store, but I thought this one too good not to share.  Great for the conservative and great as a gag gift for that confused liberal in your life.

Get yours here and tell a friend!