RAGING FLORIDA WILDFIRES, SMOKE HAZE & HOOTERS IS CLOSED

Well folks, Hooters will be open again before you can unsnap a 36D bra, the grass will grow back and those, safe from DDT birds will be free to once again pooh on your windshield.  One wonders what folks did prior to big media making news out of non news.

I sit in central Florida as we speak and aside from some wind and a brief shower, life goes on.  Fires happen folks, always have, and always will, whether a hobo started it or not, the human race lives on.  When is there going to be a Committee Against Fire's & Stuff, most likely headed by that most foul of liberal shitbags, John Kerry, with a socialist mandated budget of $700million tax dollars annually.

Where's Al Gore and his sissy global warming nuts when fire spews that most horrible of elements, carbon, into the air au naturel?  Shouldn't the local Fire Departments be taxed for not putting them out fast enough?  Matter of fact, wouldn't a frightened cow spew much more greenhouse gas into the atmosphere after being frightened by a raging fire?

If we're gonna destroy capitalism via a hoax. let's do it right!

Cross posted to Democrat=Socialist